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MARF

tryna get back in the game, sorry i was gone so long. i’ve been busy h8ing everything. 

check out my new mix!? http://8tracks.com/bebs312/gymratz

i love your twisted disney remix on 8tracks (:

thanks bb girl!

maury name of the day #2

PANCAKE

pan-cake.

episode type: DNA(she was a mistress)

result: he was the daddy!

liberty science center

i took the kids i nanny for there on thursday. it was awesome. 

among all the science we learned we also viewed a 3-d movie called “sea rex”

it was about underwater dinosaurs basically. they are techinically called “marine reptiles” because some scientist twat wanted to make them sound less awesome but don’t be fooled, they fucking were.

big, giant, teethy bros who just prowled around the ocean and ate whatever, whenever. sometimes they popped out to eat a few hundred birds, NBD.

i really love dinosaurs so this was special for me. also the kids fell asleep which kept them from getting cranky. 100% win. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkBvn6YOLek ch-ch-check it out. 

maury name of the day #1

CHAWNQUELA

pronounced: shawn-kee-lah

episode type: DNA

result: he was the daddy. 

he’s really one of the funniest comedians out there, watch the video